- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
- There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
- A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
- French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris has grown into a cult like following on the internet in recent years, and we have uncovered some startling facts about Chuck Norris. Enjoy.
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